Attention Moms!
After reading through all the amazing gift guides for kids this year, do you feel slightly overlooked? Do you wish someone would create a list of this season's hottest gifts with you in mind?
Then look no further!! These are the gifts - gadgets, of course - moms want most:
Sleep Simulation Mask: This is by far the most highly desired gift of the year! Place this comfortable, stylish sleep mask over your eyes. Incredibly futuristic technology reads the movement of your eyes, and stimulates them to move as though you were completi REM cycles, fooling your brain into feeling as though you have been sleeping all night long! Feel the difference in as little as one hour!
Dishwasher GPS: This handy gadget is a must for every mom. With customizable settings for each family member, the D-GPS is guaranteed to guide even the most directionally challenged member to the dishwasher, and will indicte which quadrant of the dishwasher the dirty dishes should be placed in! {Laundry hamper software upgrade sold separately!}
Ultrasonic Child/Pet Noise Control System: Have you ever heard of the devices for your yard that emit sounds only dogs can hear, thereby controlling barking? This ingenious product is based on that concept, but works in reverse. Place this gadget on the dashboard of your vehicle. When the car seat meltdowns begin, the patented technology inside this little beauty modify the nature of your child's screams, converting them to a decibel only discernible by the canine ear. Enjoy peace and quiet until your little screamer tires out. Also travelling a dog? Bonus for you, baby!
Blackberry Nag: {Technically, this is a gift for your husband.} Enjoy reduced stress in your marriage with the help of this brand new technology! Forget the Storm and the Bold - this blackberry keeps your man organized, and goes the extra mile! Simply program the family schedule into his calendar, and the Nag will strategically "remind" him of upcoming appointments, anniversaries, etc. At the close of each day, it will "nudge" him with little hints, such as "pick up your socks," "don't forget to fix XYZ," and "tomorrow is garbage day - did you put the trash out?"
Laundry Tracking Washer/Dryer Combo: This smart system keeps your family on track! Simply toss dirty items into the basket over the laundry machine. The sorting basket filters the items into appropriate loads, and when full, starts itself! As this system is only one machine, it will automatically dry when the washing cycle is complete! When the drying cycle ends, the clean laundry is loosely cast into a basket - primed to be hung in the closet. The best feature of all? This amazing machine tracks the items you place inside, so you never have to worry about losing socks!
That's it ladies...if you have anything to add, I love to hear about it!
{Come on, you know you want to!}












18 comments:
A laundry tracking device would be FABULOUS! LOL
HILARIOUS.
At first I thought that the mask thing was REAL, and I was all "WHERE DO I GET ME ONE???" :)
Oh I would love these!!! If only...
Those would all be spectacular gifts! It's hard to decide which would be most desired!
I certainly like that laundry one...I always need help in that department!
So, when are you hosting a fabulous holiday giveaway on one of these?!?! :-)
I'll take one of each!
You're brilliant! I am definitely on the list for the laundry and sleep mask!
I loved the one that nags LOL They also need one that gets up with the baby so Mom can get a full nights sleep! Glad you saw part of the broadcast tonight..neat! :D
I love all these ideas. If us mums weren't so busy trying to do all the housework and child nurturing we might get a moment to sit down and invent these little gems.
I still like this one though
http://ouraussiehalf-dozen.blogspot.com/2008/05/real-life-remote-control.html
Hilarious!!I loved the blackberry-nag the best! Great post LOL!!
Chaitra
Ooh, I don't want to be greedy. If I could only receive the dishwasher GPS I would be so grateful this Christmas! It would keep me from being teased as being OCD about keeping the mugs on a separate row from the glassware. Thank you for validating my quadrant approach : )
Dear Santa,
I want one of each.
Sincerely,
Jen
I want the Laundry Tracking Washer! This was such an awesome list... haha! LOVED it!
You definitely have to patent these...so clever!
I'll take one of each thank you. I'd like a remote control for my kids where I can push re-wind and that has a volume control!!! You're too funny ~ ♥
Oh me me me!! I want them! all of them! I need need need the Hamper GPS for my boys and one that sorts and folds too!
Ingenious!
LOL!
Dani Joy
LOL - a most excellent guide my friend!! :)
I love the Blackberry Nag. My hubby could use one of those!
Wouldn't it be wonderful to have all of these "gifts"?! My favorite is the laundry tracking combo...I can't stand it when the washer or dryer "eats" our socks :)
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